I once saw this gun hop right inside the waist band of this Crips gangbanger. Then just out of the blue it hopped in his hand and made him pull the trigger and kill a clerk in a robbery .
Claiming self defense and racism the Gun then shot at the police as they were trying to apprehend the suspect.
When brought to trial the judge a very educated and understanding fellow saw right trough the gun’s deceit. The Judge stated in an unimpeachable authoritative staccato voice that “Guns Kill People!” This brought tears to liberals eyes because the delivery and the message reminded them so much of Justice Sotomayor!
He let the innocent gang-banger go and gave the evil gun the death penalty it deserved.
The Gun, unrepentant , shouted “…what, and let the Knives have all the fun like they do in England?”
Later on at a press conference when genuflecting reporters asked meekly if it is possible that the gang-banger be given even a token jail term Bidden replied indignant “Come on man!”
When a reporter raised his head to try to ask a followup question, the 200 or so secret service men of the presidential and vice presidential protection detail reached for their guns and the insolent reporter quickly re-assumed the appropriate grovelling position.
A tearful Obama then hugged his veep and read from the teleprompter moving his head side to side on every syllable, “If I had a son he would look just like the gang-banger”
He finished with a raised chin in what is now known as the “national hero pose” and immediately four women, two metrosexuals and one homosexual fainted ( the later fainted a bit early as he was just full of anticipation but apologized and promised to pay more attention to the cue in the future.)
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