Obama Gets Down
Are we living in some bizarro world where the President of the US is some freakish wimp?
Did we just get laid out by a left hook from Teddy Roosevelt and when we come through we’ll see his mustachioed smile staring over us?
Did we just finish a bender with Ulysses Grant and we’ll wake to hear him roaring with laughter “I know only two tunes: one of them is ‘Yankee Doodle’ and the other isn’t.”
Someone please please tell me that our reality isn’t this scrawny clown bending over and doing God only knows what unnatural acts to the despicable Despot of Saudi Arabia.