-Governor thank you for granting me this interview, I know that your schedule is hectic so if you don’t mind I’ll get to the point.
– Yes
– Sir is it true that you are instructing the comptroller to not certify the ballots.
– I have consulted with the comptroller and we agree that without counting all the ballots we cannot possibly certify
-Sir excuse me are you saying that you will not certify the votes for the entire state?
– What I am saying is that we will certify the ballots when we have counted all the ballots.
– Governor state wide we have a landslide how can you not certify that?
– We have obtained warrants and we have searched Ron Paul’s campaign headquarters and we are expecting to announce arrests shortly an..
– Young lady…ehemm I am not concerned with how you think that the citizens of this great state did or did not vote I am only concerned with counting every ballot and then providing a lawful certification.
– Sir ______ is a key state, our votes will probably decide the next President of the United States and you refuse to certify the votes
– I am doing no such thing I will certify the votes after we counted all the votes.
– Sir all reports that ahh all reports coming in seem to state that the voting machines form Martin Luther King Heights were completely burned and all data destroyed how can ..
– Look I am not going to make my decision on rumors when we get the official report we’ll sit down and evaluate the…
– Sir excuse me for interrupting but I have to ask the obvious, what possible change can that make? At the absolute maximum we are talking about just over 4000 votes! Obama is trailing in the state by well over 600,000 thousand votes and
– First…
-Sir 600,000 votes…
-First I am not concerned with how the PRESIDENT is fairing we will not certify the ballots until we count all the votes
– Its only 4000 votes at most!
– Young lady, I am not in the business of disenfranchising a single one of our citizens much less 4000 of them. I did not create this mess, the rioters who are dead set against our democratic process created this mess, I am doing my best to correct it!
– Sir have you made progress in apprehending the perpetrators?
– We have obtained warrants and we have searched Ron Paul’s campaign headquarters and we are expecting to announce arrests shortly an..
– Sir what do you mean you searched Ron Paul’s headquarters? Why? You mean the office they used during the primaries?
-Yes
– That office has been abandoned for months why would you search that?
– We had credible eyewitness reports that the perpetrators were GOP activists.
– You had what? GOP activists?
-Yes
-You have reports that Ron Paul supporters are GOP activists? How? That’s just.. How ? How would any eyewitness know this?
– I am not at liberty to discuss this, at this time.
– Sir this is beyond ludicrous there is video footage of the alleged perpetrators leaving the scene you know this right?
– Yes I am aware of those rumors and we have taken the footage into custody for further examination
– Sir have you seen the footage?
-No not yet, no, not personally
– Sir they are New Black Panthers!
– Young lady I will not tolerate this racist remarks. Ridiculous. Why would the New Black Panthers burn down the school? The voting there was overwhelmingly for Obama.
– No sir they really are , they were wearing all the insignia and everything.
– How do you know have you seen them?
– Yes
-What?
– I’ve seen them and you can too. Here on my cell phone I downloaded a copy.
-These gentlemen will escort you
-What, wait, what are you doing ? Get off me Help !! Help!
“And as you know two days later she hung herself while in custody and landed on my autopsy table. She had swallowed a memory card and when I cut open her stomach I found it inside. That is what was on it. “
What is the point of this? As a piece of fiction it’s shoddy at best, as a ‘leaked conspiracy’ piece it’s downright useless. When is this set? Where is it? Who is involved? Come on, man, clean up your act.